Suzanne Harrington: I've learned the hard way about zombie clicking on your phone

The phenomenon of the early-morning sign-up is costly and you just need to be awake at 5am with a phone in your hand
People always go on about drunk posting, waking up in a panicked sweat, heart pounding as you frantically scan your phone to see what damage you have done — not to anyone else, but to your own reputation as a human being.
Making a digital fool of yourself... maybe a dignity-melting stream of consciousness to an ex, a Karen-XL rant, or just posting something that makes you look mental... is all too often the result of getting your blood sugar alcohol ratio in a tizz, and triggering goblin mode. It’s the online equivalent of being found naked in Tesco. We’ve all done it.