Colm O'Regan: Hack My Home does what I’ve often fantasised about - magicking slidey, pivoty living spaces out of thin air

"I have actual dreams where we find a hitherto unused basement, but then I wake up and the vice grips are still stored next to the tea."

Comedian and Irish Examiner columnist Colm O'Regan pictured in Cork. Picture: Denis Minihane.

The Youngest woke us this morning. 

Waking us as young children often do, by opening their mouths and letting a fully formed thought, a logical argument, a stream of consciousness spill out.