Suzanne Harrington: Could there be two tastier words in English right now than Stormy Daniels?

Adult film actress Stormy Daniels arrives for the opening of the adult entertainment fair Venus in Berlin, Oct. 11, 2018.
Oh boy. Named after bad weather and bourbon, this pussycat is grabbing back with a degree of magnificence not normally associated with a woman being mud-slung; she is flinging it back with hilarity, gusto, bravura. Splat, splat, splat.
While not happening in actual court – unlike the orange creature, she’s not on trial – she’s having fun on Twitter. With every tweet, Stormy proffers a masterclass in ass-owning. Even her nickname for the ex ‘president’– tiny – is spelled with a small t: “Also applies to his IQ, integrity, hands, etc.” She’s had so many messages of support she can’t personally respond, because “[I] don’t want to spill my champagne.”