Suzanne Harrington: Putin reminds me of a James Bond villain - Vlad the Invader

Boris Johnson must be overjoyed that the spotlight on villainy has swerved dramatically eastwards.

These latest developments are worrying, aren’t they? Not accepting that he cannot have something that has declared independence; sending trucks to wait symbolically outside a place he is not welcome; claiming access to smaller entities with funny names; using his followers to threaten harm. But enough about Kanye West.

Unless your name starts with a K, and your kids’ names sound like Google Maps, Vlad the Invader is the one to worry about. Not to trivialise the stalking and harassment of any woman ever – in this case Kim Kardashian by her deluded and egomaniacal ex-husband - but right now the rest of us are probably a bit more concerned about the utter whatthefuckery of Vladimir Putin.