Ask Audrey: Do you trust them? Not really, he's an estate agent

Sorting Cork people out for ages.

Ask Audrey: 'My cousin spends a lot of time on the dark web, I’d say he’d find it easier to buy a nuclear bomb than to land a girlfriend. I said, do you know someone that could help change your address. He said, I do. I said, trust them? He said, not really, he’s an estate agent.'

Hello old stock, I’ve having a fierce problem with my younger brother Lochlann. I think it goes back to the time we are all given West Cork holiday homes for Christmas in 1989. I got a 1.2 million villa in Crookhaven, while he was stuck with a semi-detached place in Schull. 

The guy next door is a butcher from Ballyphehane and he’s forever sticking his head over the fence offering Lochlann a can of Carling. Anyway, in fairness to Lochlann, he’s very knacky with the technology, and didn’t he hack into the Eircode system, and when you put in the code for my 5.2 million euro mansion on the Blackrock Road, doesn’t it come back and say that I live in Mahon.