Suzanne Harrington: I wouldn’t even mind sharing a sofa with someone who smells a bit funny

I want to be on a cheap nasty airplane, with my knees uncomfortably rubbing the seat in front, and the thighs of randoms warming my own
Suzanne Harrington: I wouldn’t even mind sharing a sofa with someone who smells a bit funny

With St Patrick’s Day mothballed for a second year, pent-up crowd hunger is becoming voracious. All the things you might hate about crowds — jostling, slowed movement, proximity, crush — are now sensations to crave. God, I miss crowds.

People keep talking about throwing parties when all of this is over, but all I want to do is sit in a crowded coffee shop, alone, and soak up the hubbub, the clatter and chatter and movement and animation. I wouldn’t even mind sharing a sofa with someone who smells a bit funny, whose shopping bags spill over my feet. Whose inane conversation I’d be happy to return with my own. We could talk about the weather. It’d be a novelty.

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