Caroline O'Donoghue: 8 Disparate Thoughts on Hilaria Baldwin

"...me being a foreigner in his country gives me a sort of below-deck-on-the-Titanic appeal. The ‘manic paddy dream girl’ effect, as I like to call it..."

There’s no one on earth I feel more sorry for than the person who comments on a newspaper article with “who cares?” Or worse:

“Sorry why is this news?” Oh, god, these people depress me, and they’re everywhere. The Examiner, thankfully, doesn’t have an on-site comment section, but you see it on many other newspaper sites. You get these absolute horror show people, congregating below every article that isn’t directly about the R number or whether Boris Johnson is building a wall around Northern Ireland.