Ask Audrey: We go to her Mam’s place on Christmas day because I clearly did something horrific in a past life

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We’re a bit low this week on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who Know It’s Going to be a Voucher For Monart Again. Laura_WhiteRangeRover said it’s 10 years in a row of Monart vouchers from her Ken and while it’s a great place and all that, there’s just something scummy about a Cork person going to county Wexford on their holidays. 

Fifi_IHaveMySuspicions said she knows for a fact that HER Ken waits for her white Range Rover to pass the east-bound traffic cam on the tunnel, Monart bound, and then he heads straight over to Emer Cronin-Buckley’s house for a non-stop rompathon. That got me thinking. Do you think MY Ken would like a one-night scoring pass, and I might ask him for the same in return to inject a bit of excitement back into the bedroom for Christmas?