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Sorting out Cork people for ages...

It’s very lively on our WhatsApp group Hot Douglas Road Joggers Who Get a Thrill Shopping In Penneys. Lilli_30GrandChinJob said there’s a rumour that the group, Ballintemple Bee-Atches Who Get People Kicked Out of Sunday’s Well Tennis Club, have mounted a camera with facial recognition software outside Penney’s in town. 

You’re also kicked straight out of Ursulines Past Pupils Union if you’re caught unless you can prove you were just cutting through to Oliver Plunkett Street. Olivia_HouseinGlandore said it’s not worth the risk going to the other Penney’s in Cork because we all know it’s game over if you’re seen in Wilton.