Colm O'Regan: old films, old fairytales

Disney Plus? Another subscription? Surely now is not the time. Surely you can get the stuff from the libr... ok, well surely you can get it online somewhere else? Well you can but small children show an understandable lack of patience for parents trying to find Disney classics on Turkish mirror site.

They refuse to sit still if you try and piece together a film from 14 separate snippets on YouTube. And then one segment that you thought was part of the film is actually some fella sitting in his mam’s basement in Idaho and beginning every sentence with “Sooo”.