Restaurant Review: The Square Table - Food that catches first-time diners by surprise

A LONG with scribing duties, I also moonlight as SoccerMom/resident cook/chief bottle washer and it has been an especially hectic week on all fronts. In addition, the little green sponge that is our island home has been squeezed utterly dry, left to desiccate somewhere on the outskirts of Dubai, so I have no intention of spending another second at a stove while they squabble over the Hawaiian Tropic from sunbeds in the back garden.