Restaurant review: The Meeting House, Dublin

The first thing that hits you on entering the Meeting House Restaurant – which opened very quietly before the end of last year – is the noise.

This, we instantly agree, is not the kind of restaurant where you’d go to tremulously propose to your nearest and dearest.

On the other hand, the noise levels are such that it could well be the ideal venue for a relationship break-up – the sound levels are such that, much like the tagline for the first Alien movie, no one can hear you scream.