Colm O'Regan: Modern life has a habit of forcing you to shout the oddest of sentences

"Between cookies and the endless ads that appear on pages, paging the normal internet now has become as frustrating as the days of dial up and Netscape loading the page one per cent at a time."

Comedian and Irish Examiner columnist Colm O'Regan pictured in Cork. Picture Denis Minihane.

“I ALREADY TOLD YOU MY COOKIE PREFERENCES AN HOUR AGO – WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME TO MANAGE THEM AGAIN?”

Modern life has a habit of forcing you to shout the oddest of sentences. This is me barking at a screen because the website wants me to do something about cookies.