Denis Lehane: I'm no longer in the RTÉ picture

The payment for the photography gig, as you might expect from RTÉ, was astronomical

If I could capture a fast-moving bullock, I could certainly catch a slow-moving character on Fair City.

As you well know, I'm a hard-working farmer. And one who doesn't brag about it either.

I'm one of life's humble individuals. A fellow who just gets on with the job. Be it wrestling with my wayward cattle or mending broken fences, there's never a dull moment on this farm.