Denis Lehane: A Tiffany diamond is the ideal farming Christmas gift

'The only downfall I foresee with the $30 million ring would be if your misses began to wear it around the yard and lost it while putting out fresh bedding for the calves'

Famous New York jewelers Tiffany's is to sell its most expensive item ever launhing a diamond necklace valued at up to $30 million. It is a reimagined version of an original sketch that was discovered last year, which Tiffany's made for the World's Fair in 1939. Picture Tiffany & Co.

With the Sheep Welfare Payment in the bag, and the remaining Basic Farm Payment just around the corner, if we don't have money now we never will.

So with our pockets bursting from loose change, with our slate clear at the local Spar, isn't it about time you splashed out on a loved one?