All I want for Christmas is ... A farmer's Santa letter to the man himself

Well Santy, it’s been a while, but I thought I’d get in touch. There are so many strange things happening in the world, anything’s possible.

I don’t know why, but there seem to be an awful lot of angry old men in charge of the world. They seem to be really, really rich, so I’m not quite sure why they are, like, so angry, but they believe a lot more fairy tales than I do.