Veterinary advice: Herd lameness: locomotion scoring a good first step

I always dreaded the drive out to Teddy’s, with the last bit full of potholes, so it was a great surprise to find the road had been resurfaced to top standard.

“Gee, Teddy, how did you get the road done?”

“I told them politicians that if they wanted my vote, then they’d better get the road done first.”