Denis Lehane: Reflections of an observant passenger

I recently received a driving ban. No, I didn’t get the ban after failing to blow into the bag on account of being in a terrible state of intoxication.

The ban was handed down, not by a crusty old judge, but by my missus — for conduct unbecoming whilst driving.

She claims I’m always fiddling with knobs and switches, and that the old family bus is left in a state of total disarray after me.