Now we face danger from skies

As if we weren’t faced with enough trouble in our fields, we now face danger from the skies. Kamikaze seagulls have been driving people demented all summer long.

Last Tuesday evening, I too had a close encounter with a seagull, and if you are in any way interested in solving the riddle of why the gulls have become such a menace, I strongly suggest that you read on.

I have all the answers.