Our mouth-watering meat worth the fight

Were I a farmer, I would certainly insert myself into my green wellies, don my best padded anorak, and join them.
The weather has been wet and chilly enough to date, so I would have selected a position very close to one of the flaring braziers we have been seeing nightly on the TV coverage and, of course, as always, I would have talked too much to those around me. That, sadly, once again, is the pure truth.