I’ll have to give in and call a plumber

These days any fellow calling to my house with a desperate desire to visit the toilet will be sorely disappointed.

Our loo is out of action. The toilet is devoid of a flush. And so those visiting, and in search of relief, need to look elsewhere.

But on a positive note, as I keep proclaiming to all who visit, sure haven’t we got an abundance of countryside all around us. Ditches, streams and grassy meadows simply crying out for under pressure travellers in search of solace and relief.