"Dominic Cummings’ revelations gave us a frisson of schadenfreude – words now banned in Brexit Britain as foreign and unpatriotic – but unlike Cummings, Johnson is still here."

Teenagers have sex. Empower them, and they will have it when they’re ready, not before

"Let’s not all stampede back to how it was before, though"

You know when we talk about sustainability and how it makes us worried that we are not doing enough to reduce our carbon footprint? Of course, we recognise this feeling.

It’s immature, it stifles debate, it nails shut the lids of our echo chambers

Ireland is the puppy farming capital of Europe. I’d rather eat placenta than have anything to do with any of that – but where can we get a puppy?

"You, Mr Colourist, thought it would be a good idea to take these old black and white photos of haunted, shell shocked people and add smiles."

'It’s all very well being an ally, but being an ally means having to speak up even when it’s uncomfortable, even when it would be easier to say nothing, to do nothing'

And lo! As Jesus emerges from lockdown, so too are the frazzled citizens of Brexitland blearily rolling the stones from the front of their caves.

Some friends and I will go wild camping. We will sleep in the woods, then swim in the sea early next morning.