I was at the Kneecap gig where they were alleged to have shouted support for terrorist organisations.

TERF stands for Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist, but there is nothing radical or feminist about othering and excluding, about making another person a non-being

You can make Dubai chocolate at home in twenty minutes – and in the interests of community spirit, I’m going to tell you how. 

Today, parenting culture has become something altogether more co-dependent. Instead of it being a straightforward one-way dependence — your kid depends on you to stay alive

We foreign cheating scavengers “have torn apart our once beautiful American dream.” In retaliation for such defilement, tariffs have been imposed on islands in the Antarctic inhabited solely by penguins

Needing nana naps by three in the afternoon, laughed at by your youthful companions who suggest hiring you a mobility scooter

Bring coffee, I beg my loved ones, heading to Thailand from opposite ends of the planet. I don’t know who I am happier to see, them or the bags of Arabica in their luggage

We laugh at the priority boarding eejits, their queue longer than ours, with their mimsy little wheelie suitcases making the aviation moguls richer with every flight

"Just a trim, I whisper. Actually, the truth of it is that I want to shave my head like Britney as part of a menopause downsizing mission to get rid of anything that needs my care."

"These academics who corrected the misinformation could just as easily have asked the parents of Gen Z about how they think their children would fare under dictatorship, and been deafened by the sonic boom of hollow laughter."