SO a player can now get his transfer by threatening to make mistakes or score own goals?

GETTING politics out of sport is like draining oil out of sand. You’d be better off taking preventative action to stop it getting there in the first place.

SO WHAT’S on today’s menu then? Main course is a steaming plateful of “shut the fuck up” while dessert is a large helping of humble pie.

LIVERPOOL is like that old horror film: the guy wakes up after what he thinks is a bad dream and everything during the day resembles his nightmare.