Every Irish person has spotted a compatriot from distance on holiday, whether by their gormless expression or the fabled, anatomical marvel that is the “big Irish head”.

The truth is no one gets my name wrong more consistently than my own compatriots

There were two main flavours in the Ireland of my father’s youth; sweet and lard, and it was best to boil both away in water, in case a taste for either developed

Before Séamas O’Reilly starts his new weekly column in Weekend, he sat down with Jen Stevens to talk about that Twitter thread, the border and what he loves about home