"People like Anne Bonnie, one of the world’s most famous pirates, terrorizing ships in the 1700s in the Caribbean in the way that Roy Keane might have patrolled the midfield"

I rapped. The world’s whitest boy rapped. Saying words phonetically. Gibberish

I’ve rescued a job-lot of sausage rolls, pastries and about €40 worth of shopping that I got for a tenner in Supervalu

He is also the patron saint of elderly people but that may just be because he is always around at their houses looking for their glasses case.

"My children are cool now. I find myself saying nonsensical sentences like, ‘Would you rather be FROZEN than COOL?’"

"For some, it affords the time to reconnect with their special person over a nice meal in a restaurant - for others, it’s a time to stand at the window of restaurants, making lewd gestures at the couples inside."

"Lockdown gave us a certain licence — an off-licence if you will — to blur the lines between the weekend and not-weekend. A shnakey can at the end of days ending with a y was not unheard of."

This herb, lime, and chilli salsa sauce will give it bags of flavour

"Just like First Dates had a few situations where two people sat opposite each other and realised they’d brought each other to their debs, or one had given the other maths grinds, or were actually cousins. Or all three."

'Some tree species like to grow with others of their ilk, as their root systems sort of work together. So the tree died because it was all alone. Sorry, it’s just got very dusty in here, all of a sudden'