Fruit flies know all our secrets. They’ve been in the fridge, the dishwasher, the toilet. Colm O'Regan is glad they're finally gone.

To install it was too expensive and disruptive and might actually damage 100-year-old structures that would need to be rebuilt. A bit like reforming the FAI.

"The sound of an audience talking a bit of shite. I don’t mean shite pejoratively. I just mean the nice kind, the kind of small talk that you make in the time available before the beginning of formal proceedings."

"The voicemail: A cultural institution that is severely on the wane. I’m just about old enough to check them and just about too young to leave them."

"We had it too good for so long. Clicking on a deal for three euro and getting a piece of plastic on Ali Express. "

Listen, there was no one going on about carving turnips until they started seeing pumpkins for tuppence halfpenny in Lidl

Squid Game has me thinking deeply too. Thinking about the lengths I’d go to save my own life when there was nowhere to run. Who would I betray?

Funny is hard. So when a program just effortlessly makes a lot of people laugh… Well you just need to be aware that it’s very hard to replace.

"I’m nominating the 8th Monday of the year. Hump Monday. The first Monday after St Valentine's day but despite the name, nothing to do with romance. A day to nudge you into the Spring."

People make the assumption that parents will do anything for their children. That’s not true. It depends on what the thing is