"We had it too good for so long. Clicking on a deal for three euro and getting a piece of plastic on Ali Express. "

Listen, there was no one going on about carving turnips until they started seeing pumpkins for tuppence halfpenny in Lidl

Squid Game has me thinking deeply too. Thinking about the lengths I’d go to save my own life when there was nowhere to run. Who would I betray?

Funny is hard. So when a program just effortlessly makes a lot of people laugh… Well you just need to be aware that it’s very hard to replace.

"I’m nominating the 8th Monday of the year. Hump Monday. The first Monday after St Valentine's day but despite the name, nothing to do with romance. A day to nudge you into the Spring."

People make the assumption that parents will do anything for their children. That’s not true. It depends on what the thing is

Sometimes you have to just stop and think: isn’t life astounding? The infinite complexity, the multiplicity of things happening at the same time all of which can combine to influence you.

One of my earliest memories is sitting at the table, not wanting to eat it, and heaping sugar onto a rapidly cooling bowl of porridge watching it caramelise 

Basketball came to Deerpark CBS. Coached by an actual proper coach who wanted us to learn The Basics. And not ‘How to do that Thing Off The Telly’

I use social media so I can kid myself I’m doing something about trying to sell tickets and also to be occasionally funny online, but the negatives were outweighing the positives