"I haven’t left as much room for day-dreams because I tend to just think about bad things and before I know it, I’m imagining a mushroom cloud regretting not getting more tinned food in."

It’s natural. Gossip makes the world go around and we’ve been confirming our biases about that Clown Down The Road or Herself In The Yellow House since Methusaleh was a boy

I ain’t cancelling nothing - it’s just about looking with new eyes

Thanks for ruining telly for me, kids

Only a slice that actively tries to escape behind the glacé cherries or other seasonal goods might make for enough days to acquire a bit of Rhizopus stolonifer

Is it ignorance? Or are there any reasonable explanations? Do they never really accept when former colonies go their own way?

It’s a big year for Star Trek fans - 2222 is the year Montgomery Scott will be born.

It’s hard to describe this. Friends? Some of these people I may never know their name. Football? I’m not sure if you’d call what I play football

Colm O'Regan gets caught up in mathematical existentialism putting the kids to bed

Colm O'Regan gets obsessed with five-letter words