Dining out on the dignity of a time-honoured tradition

I have to admire his… I’m searching for the right word, but let’s just call it his je ne sais quoi. He is French, after all, and it’s a nicer phrase than hubris or stonking rudeness, though those words capture something of his spirit too.
I’m delighted to report that the cliché of the proud, disdainful waiter is still incarnate in that wonderful vestige of real civilisation, the French café.