Donald Trump in White House and Boris Johnson in Downing Street would be hair-raising

I CAN’T quite shake the image. If Donald Trump gets into the White House and Boris Johnson moves into Downing Street, how will we cope with all that hair? asks Clodagh Finn

With the Trump Thatch on one side of the Atlantic and the Boris Barnet on the other, all talk of ‘heads’ of State is likely to mean something else entirely.

It would, of course, be comedy gold. A dystopian hell, mind, but anyone with a penchant for a bad pun (is there any other kind?) would be in seventh heaven: ‘Boris wins by a hair’; ‘Trump is hair apparent’; ‘Is this the final hairdown?’ Pause here for groans.