Big Brother celebrities tell dirty jokes

The six celebrities in the Big Brother house have been keeping themselves amused by telling dirty limericks.

The six celebrities in the Big Brother house have been keeping themselves amused by telling dirty limericks.

They were all ordered to stay in the girls' bedroom during a practice fire drill and began telling one another rude jokes.

Vanessa Feltz started it all off by telling the rest about an old man from Australia who painted his backside like a dahlia.

Despite getting a mixed response, she carried on with topics including policemen's truncheons and Mr Perkin doing something untoward with his gherkin.

Chris Eubank then demanded Jack Dee make them laugh, to which Vanessa exclaimed: "You can't ask a comedian for a joke, it's rude."

But Jack told a very funny tale of a monk on a vow of silence who got kicked out of his monastery for complaining too much.

Keith Duffy then joined in with a yarn.

But Anthea Turner showed a surprising gift for stand-up when she topped the lot with an unrepeatable story about a Welsh Baptist couple saving themselves for their wedding night.

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