QUIRKY WORLD ... Jobseekers list TV and Facebook as pastimes

ENGLAND: Hapless jobseekers are using their CVs to boast that their “outside interests” include browsing Facebook, sleeping and watching TV, according to a new poll.

Britons have used their résumés to reel off a list of pointless pastimes including making milkshakes, online dating and eating takeaways.

Bosses warned applicants who make the misplaced boasts risk being laughed out of the job market and should spend their spare time picking up more useful skills.