‘Loud sea’ tops cruise ship woes

Complaints by cruise ship passengers include one by a woman who moaned about the sea being “too loud”, it has been revealed.

And a couple accused a captain of being “rude” for sailing off when they had left a note saying they needed more sightseeing time in port, according to cruise travel agency bonvoyage.co.uk.

One woman, having seen that Take That star Gary Barlow had been on her ship on an earlier trip, demanded an explanation as to why the singer was not on her voyage.