Britney bites back at tabloid porkers

BRITNEY SPEARS took aim at some of the tabloid stories that have dogged her through 2009, publishing a list of the top 75 articles deemed to be the most ridiculous.

A statement on her official website said more than 13,000 stories had been written about the singer this year — and many were either “patently absurd or simply offensive”.

“We ranked the ones we believe were the most ridiculous,” the statement said, trumpeting the website’s list of the “top 75 Bulls#!t Britney Spears stories” of 2009.