Curbside Consultation of Colon not odd enough to win book title award

A BOOK on the future of tiny pots of fromage frais was yesterday crowned as having the strangest title of the year.

The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-milligram Containers of Fromage Frais by Professor Philip M Parker scooped The Diagram Prize for oddest book title of the year.

Baboon Metaphysics by Dorothy L Cheney and Robert M Seyfarth came in second place, and Curbside Consultation of the Colon by Brooks D Cash in third.