Brad’s new copycat do really is the Pitts

WILY ensnaring devices and dying hair at a whim are capricious acts normally associated with the female of the species.

So when a man starts to dabble with bottles of Grecian 2000, it’s guaranteed to raise a plucked eyebrow or two. And so it is that Brad Pitt and his crowning glory are once more making the headlines to dye for.

Blonde, it appears, is so last season, and ladies of the noughties, it would seem, prefer brown.