Carabao Cup final could be a glimpse into the bleak future of football

FINE MARGINS: Manchester United players celebrate victory following the Carabao Cup Final match at Wembley Stadium, London. Picture date: Sunday February 26, 2023. PA Photo. See PA story SOCCER Final. Photo credit should read: David Davies/PA Wire.

And this just in from Wembley stadium: It's the plaything of a mind-numbingly-rich, morally bankrupt state nil: the soon-to-be plaything of a mind-numbingly-rich, morally-bankrupt state two.

More from the sports-washing cup final as soon as we get it.