Johnny Nicholson: You don't get time at a club the size of Manchester United

Talking Points: United misery, Everton early-season form and the Battle at the Bridge - The Sequel

CRESTFALLEN: Manchester United's manager Erik ten Hag.

Down in the boondocks with Manchester United.

It was a first half unlike any other United have suffered in the modern era. Brentford made them look amateurish, they made themselves look amateurish. Their starting 11 cost over £450 million, Brentford £55 million.