Poor Roy tries to keep both partners happy on hilarious Gift Grub sketch

Gift Grub gave us a classic this morning as Roy Keane started to realise the difficulties of keeping two men happy.

While Martin O’Neill hoped to rekindle the passion during the trip to Georgia, Paul Lambert was determined to remind Roy of all the fun he’d been having at Aston Villa.

“We did one-touch, two-touch, it got very, very dirty Roy,” whispered the Villa manager over the phone.

Meanwhile, John Giles and Eamon Dunphy went a bit overboard celebrating Gilesy’s Freedom of Dublin award.

A better friend might have taken Giles home, but Dunphy was determined to keep the party going: “We got locked into Coppers on Tuesday.”

Poor Roy was left juggling two mobile phones with an increasingly suspicious O’Neill on the line before complete chaos broke out when Giles and Dunphy gatecrashed the studio.

“We’ve got Buckfast and breakfast baby!”

If you can’t access the audio check it out at todayfm.com.