The Arsene Wenger story just needs somebody to write an ending

Pencils at the ready, children. Poor old uncle Arsene has lost the dressing room. Can you help him find it?

Pardon the levity, but I’m finding it hard to work up the levels of gravitas which ought to be commensurate with the current woes of a manager and a club as storied as Arsene Wenger and Arsenal.

Not because what they are currently experiencing is comic-book stuff, but because we have been here too many times, over too long a time, for it to feel as if things have suddenly reached an unprecedented breaking point.