Last night, Chelsea travelled to the Brittania Stadium to face Stoke in the Capital One Cup. Along with all the customary “Can they do it on a cold, wet night in Stoke” tweets, one Twitter user, by the handle of @Smiggy, went for something a bit more original.
If Chelsea lose against stoke today I'll get a tattoo of Peter Crouch's face on my arse when I'm 17— Tom (@Smiggy) October 27, 2015
And Chelsea lost. There’s no doubt his friends have now put pressure on @Smiggy to actually get the tattoo but he probably felt he could get away with not getting Crouch’s face tattooed on his arse. That was until. . .
https://t.co/HaUkSBl5a0 - when's your birthday my friend 🎂— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) October 28, 2015
Caught rotten. He may find it very difficult to get away with it now. Pressure from your friends is one thing but pressure from an extremely famous footballer? That’s a whole different ball game.