Peter Crouch responds to fan who promised to get tattoo if Stoke beat Chelsea

Twitter is a dangerous thing. You have to be very careful what you say because you never know who’s watching. One football fan has found this out the hard way.

Last night, Chelsea travelled to the Brittania Stadium to face Stoke in the Capital One Cup. Along with all the customary “Can they do it on a cold, wet night in Stoke” tweets, one Twitter user, by the handle of @Smiggy, went for something a bit more original.

If Chelsea lose against stoke today I'll get a tattoo of Peter Crouch's face on my arse when I'm 17

— Smiggy (@Smiggy) October 27, 2015