When Keano met Ireland’s granny

On the subject of keeping tabs on Irish players, Roy Keane generated laughter in the Aula Maxima in UCC last night with a deliciously ironic revelation concerning Stephen Ireland, the Stoke City midfielder who hasn’t played for his country since the infamous ‘Grannygate’ episode in 2007.

“Well I spoke with his grandmother this morning, she was on the flight coming over and she asked me would he get back involved,” said Keane with a broad grin. “And I couldn’t lie to her, I said he’d have a chance if he’s playing well. I think Martin had a conversation with him and all that needs to fall into place.

“We all know how talented Stephen is. Martin will look at that. We wouldn’t be shutting the door on any player. What is important for any player — and Stephen is the same — is it does help to be playing week-in week-out. He’s only just got a run of games at Stoke now. So I certainly wouldn’t be ruling anyone out.”