Barca and Madrid? No hay problema

There are two enduring images of Sergio Ramos from recent seasons: one is him standing at the top of the open-top bus parade after Real Madrid won last season’s Copa del Rey, only to drop the trophy and see it run over by the bus.

The other was in the recent Champions League semi-final defeat to Bayern Munich: in the shoot-out Ramos took a reckless penalty that sailed over the crossbar. The latest must-have App in Spain is called ‘Angry Ramos’ and involves guiding Ramos’s skied penalty as it travels the world, past Pep Guardiola riding a rocket and Jose Mourinho appearing from behind clouds.