Stevens sham no more than a pantomime

SORRY but, even a week on, I’m still seething at the feeble outcome of the Lord Stevens inquiry into the bung culture that exists in English football.

Richard Scudamore tried in vain to resist looking smug but there was no disguising his pleasure at seeing the Premier League having all its wishes come true.

Mind you, it wasn’t so much a White Xmas for them, rather it was one drenched in whitewash.