FA have opened can of worms

SO Bob Geldof has announced another mega-bash to help the impoverished people of Africa; it looks like I picked a bad week to try and organise a whip-around for Ashley Cole.

The beleaguered Chelsea sorry, I mean Arsenal full-back felt the full weight of the Premier League's wrath on Wednesday when they whacked him with a £100,000 fine for his part in the tapping-up scandal which has convulsed English football.

And, indeed, sent many more of us into convulsions too.