Cryan seeks Roman holiday for Boro

EVEN if Scarborough score this afternoon, there will be no blue moon.

The FA has scuppered plans for the Conference team to make money should they breach the Chelsea rear-guard by displaying their own rears.

Such an event would have enhanced the party atmosphere in the Yorkshire seaside resort today, but there will still be plenty of fireworks. This is the biggest day for a club who have a tendency to carve unique places in English football history - they were the first club to be promoted into the football league from the Conference back in 1987.