Mug's Game: Thank you, Audrey. Thank you, Paul and Willie. Thank you, Infant of Prague.

Enda McEvoy wraps us his Cheltenham week.

DREAM TEAM: Galopin Des Champs and Paul Townend won the Boodles Cheltenham Gold Cup Chase (Grade 1) for Willie Mullins. Pic: Healy Racing

The final day and I’m ahead, but only barely. Day One was good, Day Two not as good as it might have been and Day Three a washout. I’ve had a few firsts; I’ve had too many seconds, Gerri Colombe on Wednesday being the most painful and costly of them.

Had the short head gone the other way I’d be well ahead for the festival. And yes, ifs and ands and pots and pans and all of that, and doubtless I wouldn’t be home washing my hair tonight were Scarlett Johansson on my speed dial, except she isn’t. Et cetera et cetera.