Horatio Nelson whingers: send your favourite charity €100 and move on

YES, you would have to say we have just witnessed as eventful an Epsom Derby as has ever been run.

It's not as if this was a good classic, indeed one suspects it was particularly sub-standard, but so much went on before and during the contest that it was quite unforgettable.

First things first, the temptation to tell those who have been constantly moaning about Horatio Nerlson being allowed to run to get a life is almost overwhelming.