So much for the theory that goals win games

“Tipp v Clare...another turkey shoot. Goals are getting scarce. Sliothar has to be looked at. Travelling far too far. Points from distance. Boring.”

If you didn’t know better, you might have guessed Donald Trump had turned his pistols on hurling on Twitter.

As it turned out, it was former Cork hurler Mark Foley who had channelled his inner Trump to lash Sunday’s live televised game in Ennis.