TV view: ‘Half-time and nothing on yellow ticker but Cyril was ticking alright’

On Sky Sports News, still no word from Thurles. We went to Monaco, Wentworth, Wembley, Easter Road. They brought us on a tour of the Super League. Gareth Batty took eight wickets at Essex. We had time to hear that Danny Welbeck was going to Brazil to “prove myself to myself.”
But Thurles hadn’t even made it onto the yellow ticker. Are they up for this battle at all? The RTÉ lads have been taking it deadly serious and were out of the blocks as quick as Waterford. They won’t beg but they might borrow and steal. Hip to whip, as Cyril might put it, they took on the pretenders at their own game, their speciality. The montage.